Okay, I realize I'm setting myself up for this one. But the picture's just too good not to use. In case you're wondering, the photo includes me, my mother and three sisters. And yes, we're all reading my latest novel, Exposure. You're probably wondering much more than that, but I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
So here we go. Write your best creative caption. (Or two, or three.) Come back sometime over the weekend and vote on your favorite. The winner will be announced next week. Prize: his/her choice of one of my novels.
Best way to deflect questions about the contents of our garage.
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In the age of internet publicity, there are many cost effective alternatives to monkeys.
Prepared to be Scared
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Like Mother, Like Daughters
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Talk about Exposure
I'm terrible with captions so I'll skip that, but...why are all those toilets in your driveway???
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll give the caption thing a shot: The Singing Seamands Sisters allowed Ruth to hit the high notes.
ReplyDeleteNEW! Must have assessories for Big Honkin' Chickens who dare to read Brandilyn's books.
ReplyDeleteTake back the throne! Women who've survived Brandilyn's latest novel discover the secret their husband's have been hiding.
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ReplyDeleteCollins' readers are always prepared.
ReplyDeleteI can see the headline now...
ReplyDeleteWomen Willingly Expose Themselves for Brandilyn Collins' Newest Novel
Multi-tasking!
ReplyDelete"Families that potty together read together."
ReplyDelete"We considered building a library, but the group outhouse has so much more to offer."
myrtles book club tried thinking outside the box...the bathroom box. Or...
ReplyDeleteThe potty readers club was a hit with everyone but neighborhood association!
Five out of five women agree: the best place to read is on the throne.
ReplyDeleteDedicated wives of our plumbing team are preforming an A Capella rendition of "Approach the Throne"
ReplyDeleteEXPOSURE--a page-turner that will cause you to choose your reading "chair" carefully!(Read with a friend!)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kim--what are all those toliets doing in the driveway? And what are those spots on your driveway....
"All together, now, in the key of P." Sorry, couldn't resist. :)
ReplyDeleteHm. Perhaps I shall do a post next week on the story behind the picture.
ReplyDeleteA book release potty was the unfortunate result of Brandilyn's 3am invitation writing.
ReplyDelete"because some things in life really DO need an instruction manual!"
ReplyDelete"Facing more budget cuts, Brandilyn's publisher suggests a new low-cost focus group alternative: The Flush Counter."
ReplyDeleteIf only the typo on page 176 was the least of Brandilyn's problems.
ReplyDeleteHm, how about..."The Queen of Suspense takes the throne."
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll add my plea to the rest of the comments: please, reveal the story behind this photo!
My vote is for: "Prepared to be scared." Love it.
ReplyDeleteI'm hopeless at captions, but I loved Pattykay's third one.
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ReplyDeleteLocal men protest to long bathroom visits by women.Story continued on B4 "Exposure"
As the novel drew to a close- the book club decided camping out on barndilyn's drive, was the only way they could assure being the first with a new release....they brought the necessities.
ReplyDeleteAt the count of 3, left ankle over right...1,2,
ReplyDeleteBook induced Potty Rush!
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The Potty Parade?
I vote for "Multi-Tasking."
ReplyDeleteToo funny!! I spent time looking at your sisters, at Mama Ruth and your book cover. It wasn't until I'd read the entire entry that I noticed your ... uh ... seats. ROFLOL! I can't wait to hear that story. :D
ReplyDeleteExposure is a book you can't put down, even for a potty break.
ReplyDeleteI like Pattykay's
ReplyDeletePrepared to be Scared
The Ultimate Exposure!
ReplyDeleteNow we know what Kaycee is going through. "We See You"... umm.... really?
I'm voting for two favorites:
ReplyDelete"We considered building a library, but the group outhouse has so much more to offer." --inthedailies
"A book release potty was the unfortunate result of Brandilyn's 3am invitation writing." --RonEstrada
I have to vote for Ron's as well. Too funny. Not wholly unexpected, considering the source, but funny nonetheless...
ReplyDeleteMy vote:
ReplyDelete"A book release potty was the unfortunate result of Brandilyn's 3am invitation writing." --RonEstrada
Hilarious
My vote: A book release potty was the unfortunate result of Brandilyn's 3am invitation writing.
ReplyDeleteSoooo funny!!