Here we are with the first Photo Friday of 2010. PF runs monthly on Forensics and Faith. For you new readers, here's the scoop: Write the best caption, win your choice of one of my novels. Enter as many captions as you like. Come back over the weekend to read all the captions and vote on your favorite. Winner will be announced next Tuesday. Facebook friends--make sure to leave your captions here, even if you put them on Facebook.
This photo was submitted by Sheila Gerke. Since her picture was chosen for Photo Friday, she also receives a free book. Sheila calls herself a “glutton-reader. She "loves to read fast and can’t stop until there’s nothing left." Married for 29 years, she's been a church administrative assistant, but is currently unemployed after several moves. Join Sheila on Facebook here.
If you've submitted a picture for Photo Friday, I may still use it for another month. If you'd like to submit a picture, please send it as an attachment in an e-mail to: brandilyn (at) brandilyncollins (dot) com.
All right, we're off with our crazy photo. Bring on your captions.
Can't touch this!
ReplyDeleteThere's a fungus among us.
ReplyDeleteMario grabs the Super Mushroom for an extra boost of power on his quest to save the princess.
ReplyDeleteRandom Ruthie
Scribe of the King
Unfortunately, Bill's effort to welcome the aliens to Earth took a bad turn when he used the universal sign for "And yo mama's horse, too!"
ReplyDeleteNice mushroom. Easy now.
ReplyDeleteYou put your right hand here,
ReplyDeleteyou see the leaf over there,
you hope nobody's lookin'
cause you're gonna pinch off a tear.
As the mushroom's sense of identity grew, it also felt for the first time the stirring of love, and thus began straining with every fiber of its being to reach out toward the object of its affection, the soft caressing creature that had awakened it from its fungal slumber.
ReplyDeleteMuch room is needed for THIS mushroom!
ReplyDeleteTrembling with fear, the mushroom people worked frantically, filling their biosphere with toxins as they watched the giant hand from above slowly descend on their home. They knew their end was near, but at least they would not go alone. They would take the giant, unsuspecting creature down with them. Yes, vengeance is sweet...fungally sweet.
ReplyDelete"Oooo-eeee! The girls at Weight Watchers will be thrilled to see we're not the only ones suffering from Muffin-Top Syndrome!"
ReplyDelete"Take your hands off that mushroom!"
ReplyDeleteWhen Pippin the Hobbit saw the enormous mushroom, he greedily grabbed it.
ReplyDeleteMiriam (fB)
And the leader of the mushroom army bowed and said "Take me to your leader earthling!".
ReplyDeleteHer heart pounded in anticipation. One more and she would be the champion of the life size whack-a-mole game!
ReplyDeleteHe dispatched the villains that upset the carriage. Seeing the dazzling beauty of the visiting princess, the hunter threw his hat to the ground and declared himself her protector and champion.
ReplyDeleteGrandfather Mushroom poked his head out of the ground and said, "mmmmm...finger food....I'm ready for a tasty snack!"
ReplyDeleteThe recipe calls for a quarter-cup mushroom.
ReplyDeleteThey said he was a "Fun guy" (fungi) but I had to see for myself....
ReplyDeleteToday I touch a mushroom;
ReplyDeleteTomorrow I touch the world.
It was a sad day for pastry lovers everywhere when the Pillsbury Dough Boy's parachute didn't open.
ReplyDeleteI told George I didn't lose my mind. See? Here it is, right in the back yard where I left it!
ReplyDeleteHonest, officer. It's just like I said. We were walking along, just laughing and talking, and I reached out to take her hand and poof, she was gone and this is what I saw.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, she's gonna touch me. No, no! You're supposed to kiss me! (who wrote this tupid script, anyway? I'm tired of squatting here all day and this costume itches like the dickens.) C'mon, girl, KISS ME!
ReplyDeleteMissing Pillsbury Dough Boy found buried underground.
ReplyDeleteThe hand of God reaches down to save His village.
ReplyDeleteOooh, this would go good on pizza!
ReplyDelete"If I could just reach the magic portal I'll be out of the land of giants forever!"
ReplyDeleteJust a buffing, please.
ReplyDeleteMom: Don't touch that thing
ReplyDeleteSeymour: But it's just a mushroom
Mom: Last time it was just a flower
Mushroom: FEED ME
No, I don't think a Diamond that size would be too guady.
ReplyDelete"I don't really care which side will make me grow smaller. I'm hungry."
ReplyDeleteGod's Word Mushrooms or if it was for the title of one of your books:
ReplyDeleteGod's Always Watching
Exposure to God
Mushroom or muffin? You decide.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Hot crossed bun.....
ReplyDelete"Tommy, did you bury the chef again!"
ReplyDeleteTop story tonight: the home of the Pilsbury Doughboy was hit by a terrorist bomb.
ReplyDeleteYou know that your a Redneck if you think that this is Grandma's poop coming up out of the ground.
ReplyDeleteI specifically told her that the brains were to be line dried.
ReplyDeleteAli- fun guy- ha! Patsy, I agree, no diamond too big! Tom Greaton, love your dark humor. Hmm, can't decide which one I like best. :)
ReplyDeleteLots of good ones, but I'm voting for William G's comment...totally cracked me up! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jenny... William G gets my vote. :) LOL
ReplyDeleteWas going to go with Lisa Karon Richardson's, but then I saw William G's. Gonna be a lemming and go with the crowd here.
ReplyDeleteKara
See! So much for the generic sinus medication!
ReplyDeleteAli- "Fun-guy" gets my vote!
ReplyDeleteMiriam(fB)
"Sweetie, I found the last biscuit. Did you reach the contractor yet?"
ReplyDelete"Yeah. Twelve holes at about two thousand dollars apiece. Can we ease up on the yeast now?"
"Honey, maybe we shouldn't have left those new foam chairs out in the sun."
ReplyDelete"I told you the dogs wouldn't eat your mother's souffle. I still can't believe it lasted the whole spring, though."
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