Friday, May 13, 2005

How I Got Here, Part 52

Yay for Friday! I’ve written 32 pages this week and will get up to 40 by day’s end. Eight pages a day. Gimme a dog biscuit. Yahoo.

Now if I only knew what I’m gonna write next week. I definitely have some planning to do this weekend.

We left off our NES yesterday with my losing the ability to read. My eyes were doing such weird things. I just couldn’t look at light or focus on anything, because it would fry my brain. Really hard to explain the feeling. I’d have to put something over my eyes to block out sight and any light, my brain not being able to handle the stimuli.

Zondervan, bless ’em, sent me the complete NIV Bible on CDs. Now I could listen to the Psalms.

January and February passed, then March. Palm Sunday weekend was approaching, which meant Mount Hermon. No way I could go, of course. I’d signed up way back in December and hadn’t pulled my reservation yet, hoping for a miracle. But it didn’t look good.

Then came a break in taking the medication. The high doses in various cocktail mixtures are so hard on the body that a Lyme patient can’t take them continually. Every 4 weeks or so is a week-long break. Wouldn’t you know it, that week coincided with Mount Hermon. And because I was off medication that week, my symptoms lessened considerably. (Quick medical explanation as to why less medicine equals less symptoms. The medications kill Lyme, but those little spirochetes don’t exactly go gently into that good night. Oh, no, they die kicking and screaming—and throwing horrid toxins into the body. Result—worse symptoms.)

So by the time Mount Hermon came, I could actually drive myself down there. (It’s ah hour away.) Okay, so I couldn’t stand for any length of time, and couldn’t walk much, but I got myself a handy-dandy electric sit-in thingy, and I was all set. My stuttering was down considerably, so maybe I wouldn’t sound like a complete idiot. I would have enough energy to attend meals at Mount Hermon and manage the book signing. But that was all. No classes, no evening services. I barely got through the days, but when I was out tootling around on my go-cart, I tried to put on my best face. Which wasn’t worth all that much to look at, I’ll tell you.

Anyhoo, this motorized cart has to be unmotorized when you need to roll it without turning it on. It’s a simple flip of a switch. My husband turned it off so he could roll the thing to the back of our car, lift it up and put it inside. I knew when I reached MH that I’d have to ask someone to take it out of the car for me.

Soon as I drive up to MH I spot an editor pal—I think it was Terry Whalin. (I wasn’t remembering too well at the time, you know.) Anyway, Terry or somebody lifts the cart out of the car for me. Then along comes two ACFW pals—DiAnn Mills and Kathleen YBarbo. They say they’ll help me check in and get my bags into my room. I’m set to be on a main floor so I can drive my cart right into the room.

Great to have friends to help. All seems to be going fine and dandy. Except that the cart won’t work. I climb on, turn the key, and nothing happens. I don’t know why. Think the thing has broken. I completely forget about flipping the switch to re-motorize it.

Oh, man, now what to do? An hour away from home, on that very hilly terrain of Mount Hermon, and no motorized cart. I can’t walk three steps on that slanted ground.

First things first. DiAnn and Kathleen say they’ll get me to my room, since I’m pretty tired From there I’ll call the place I rented the cart from—maybe they can tell me how to fix the thing. My room is across the street and down a hill. A good size hill. (For those of you familiar with MH, I was staying in Azalea, the dorm lodge behind the sanctuary.) So wonderful D. and K. say they’ll just roll me down the hill to my room, then one of them will drive my car around and unload all my stuff for me.

Yay for terrific helpers.

So. I’m on the go cart. Holding my cane, which I will need when I get off said cart in my room. D. and K. will hold the cart in back to keep me from rolling too fast.

They push me across the street. Which happens to be level.

We reach the hill.

My mind is a little fuzzy on how this happens. But somehow D. and K. decide that K. can handle this operation alone. D. will go ahead and drive my car.

K. and I start down the hill. All goes well at first. Then we start to pick up speed.

Boy. We are really picking up speed.

In fact, we are going faaaaast.

This all happens in a matter of seconds. I turn to look over my shoulder, opening my mouth to tell K. to slow me down a little. “Kathleen—”

She’s not there.

I take in the terrorizing truth in a split second. The go-cart has slipped from her hands. She’s running to catch up, a look of abject horror on her face, and she's not going to make it. Not at all.

I pull farther away.

The wheels pick up more speed.

I swivel back toward the hill before me. At the bottom on a bench sits a man, watching our deathly spectacle with perfect calm. Like he’s waiting for a bus. I am headed straight for him.

“Kathleeeeeeeen!!!!” I scream.

The cart pulls further away--and rockets down the hill.

Read Part 53


C.J. Darlington said...

That does it. I will not be reading these posts again on a Friday. The cliffhangers are too much.

I'm kidding of course, but you sure do know how to keep us hanging. I have this picture in my head of you rolling down the hill that is cracking me up! Not funny at the time, but it's sure funny now! :-)

Hope said...

LOL! I know it's not funny, but--it's FUNNY! ;)

Kelly K said...

Poor Kathleen - I know you were the one in imminent danger, but can you imagine how she felt watching?
I hope the guy at the bottom of the hill, calmly watching, was a big ole angel..................or at least soft.

Sharon said...

You are a riot! I just love this blog and can't wait to meet you at the Glorieta Christian Writers' Conference in October. I write non-fiction, but I'm tempted to take one of your class offerings, because I KNOW it would be so much fun...and interesting, of course! If I do see you driving ANYTHING at Glorieta, I'll be sure to stay out of the way!

Tracey said...

That is a funny image. Runaway Brandilyn!!! Oh that must have been scary for you at the time. Can't wait to hear how you finally stopped!!!

Ron Estrada said...

Wow. Did you live? I feel bad about laughing as I'm reading this, because I'm sure you were expecting to meet Jesus within a few more seconds, but it does paint a funny picture.

Evelyn said...

I've heard this story before, but...I can't remember what happened next! So guess I'll be waiting until Monday with the rest of you. By the way - I started reading this blog back when it first started (couldn't get the post thingy to work back then). I got distracted for a while, but recently caught up. Looking forward to Monday.

mrsd said...

I hate Fridays. :O)

Rich said...

I can't believe your books don't have more comedy in them! What a great scene. Just like O.J. Simpson at the baseball stadium in Naked Gun! :-)

Cheryl Russell said...

lol! Too funny. 'Tis all your fault we're laughing you know. If only you weren't such a good writer-then I wouldn't have this great movie playing in my mind.
But, I guess you have the *last laugh*-making us wait all weekend for the next installment. ;-)

C.J. Darlington said...

She got some of her humor out in the Hidden Faces series. Annie's sister, Jenna (who I thought was great, by the way), often made me laugh.

D. Gudger said...

Ruanaway carts! And I have to WAIT???
Someone on another forum asked what a "cliffhanger" is and I should tell them to read your blogs :)

BTW - heard alot about you from Randy Ingermanson at the Colorodo Writer's Convention. Gonna be gettin' me the character book :)

ValMarie said...

What a post to leave us with! I can't wait to find out the rest of the story...