TODAY: Wilbur Hucks--Wilbur's Eight

Howdy, Wilbur here. In the last post Bev wrote this crazy list of "eight random facts" about herself. I got to say that's the most boring list I ever read. I told her as much, and naturally she got all huffy on me. Said I should write my own list rather than "impugn" hers. (I have no idea what that word means or how to spell it. Good thing Carla's typing this for me.)

I'm answerin' Bev's boring list so she'll get off my back. Here’s my eight...