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Plus a story now and then to keep it all interesting.
Photo One: I just got a new nose hair trimmer. How'd it work?Photo Two: I just won a guest blog on Forenics and Faith and have no idea what to write about!
Photo #1: Reading Web of LiesPhoto #2: The reviewer said WHAT?
1) THAT'S for dinner? Let's eat out.2) See, Doc. Right there on the tip of my tongue. Are you sure that ulcer's from talking too much?
#1: Oh yeah, turn the camera the other direction. I see now.#2: I've been wanting to update my blog profile photo. I think this pose will do nicely.
1# - Surgery in a hospital? You don't need no stinking hospital. I'll fix your foot right here, right now. Mwuhahaha!Hahahahaha! 2# - Right here? Right now? Hahaha-(cough, cough, wheeze)
Photo #1 - Guess what I bought you?Photo #2 - NO, not another snowmobile!!!!!!!!
#1: "Ohhh, I see." (Thinking: "Oh my gosh, she can't be serious!)#2: "Aaaahhhh." "I said, 'Open wide'." (She's thinking: "How much wider does he think I can get?! We're not talkin' Grand Canyon here!)
# 1--"The eyes know all and see all!"# 2-- "I have to go to the dentist again?!!!"
I just had another idea--Directions on how to make your bloggees DIE with laughter and fright at the same time:1. Hold eyes open as wide as possible.2. While continuing to do that, stick out tongue as far as possible.3. While still doing both, read aloud the first page of Coral Moon!
#1 "THAT'S the size of the screw they put in your ankle?"#2 "And there's more to come in October! AAAHH!"
Photo 1:"Word count? hahahaha Word count. hahahaha word count word count word count"Photo 2:"My plastic surgeon? Why do you want to know?"
#1 - ...and you thought I was dead!#2 I am part vampire you know, zoom in... you can see my fangs... sort of, heh!
1) You rang?2) Of course. I'm here for the Monster Mash.
1) What do you mean I just became president of BHC?2) Aaaaa, I just read the latest Kanner Lake instalment.
#1 All the better to see you with, my dear.#2 What makes you think I’ve had work done?
Photo #1: Because I said so!Photo #2: What??? No DeBrands???!!!
Photo #2 --Flies? You got flies for dinner... let me at em!!
Photo #2: Brandilyn Collins on learning that after her last surgery her entire leg is now bionic. "You mean I can kick as many cabinets as I want?"
Pic 1: Don't move! There's a spider on the tip of your tongue.Pic 2: Thess a waa on a ti uff m' tun -ga?
"Look into my nostrils...er...I mean, eyes. You are getting sleepier and sleepier."Brandilyn, little known for her impressions, demonstrates the iguana.
Photo #1: What Brandilyn sees as she looks up from the dentist chair.Photo #2: Brandilyn caught in the dentist's light!.
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