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Friday, June 19, 2009
Photo Friday!
Okay, we're off again. Give the picture your best shot at a clever caption. Or two, or three. The photo will be up all weekend, so do come back at some point and vote on your favorite. The winner gets his/her choice of one of my books free.
When I agreed to "face painting" in support of our local children's charity, I didn’t expect the entire town to chip in to tattoo my whole body--$15 donation for the smallest stripes up to $100 for the largest. They ran out of paint before they could finish my antlers but they'll be back, I'm told. I feel so bull-ied. At least it was for a good cause, I suppose.
Tony the Tiger swears he doesn't remember anything he did last night or how he got transformed into this, but he thinks he's ready to run for high political office.
Cheetos today named Chadwick the Moose its new spokesanimal, when contract negotiations broke down with Chester the Cheetah. Chester's financial demands, said a Cheetos representative, were unreasonable in this economy.
Transpancy it isn’t, humiliating it is, Obama’s policies are getting out of hand. I told him bull-mooses aren’t suppose to be yellow-orangie, stripped like a zebra running through town.
Introducing Naturemade Platex Glove Racks! These color coordinated handles are perfect for those unsightly kitchen gloves. And, if you're not in the kitchen just whistle and the gloves come to you! Some maintenance feeding required.
The things I do for Brandilyn's contests--it's humiliatin', just humiliatin!
ReplyDeleteThe moose, Living his life in denial, would always say "Of course I am ful blood moose. What would give you any idea that I am not."
ReplyDeleteWhile sleeping, someone made me a "yellow-striped zebra moose."
ReplyDelete"Who says I'm on the wrong side of the street? I didn't see any moose signs. Did you?"
ReplyDeleteThe truth behind Bullwinkle J. Moose's wild college days.
ReplyDeleteHarvey always was a moose of a different color.
ReplyDeleteWhen I agreed to "face painting" in support of our local children's charity, I didn’t expect the entire town to chip in to tattoo my whole body--$15 donation for the smallest stripes up to $100 for the largest. They ran out of paint before they could finish my antlers but they'll be back, I'm told. I feel so bull-ied. At least it was for a good cause, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteShown is the elusive Canadian Tiger, whose camouflage allows it to sneak up on it prey, the Moose.
ReplyDelete"Ok grandpa, enough already. It's not Halloween yet!
ReplyDeleteTony the Tiger swears he doesn't remember anything he did last night or how he got transformed into this, but he thinks he's ready to run for high political office.
ReplyDeleteCheetos today named Chadwick the Moose its new spokesanimal, when contract negotiations broke down with Chester the Cheetah. Chester's financial demands, said a Cheetos representative, were unreasonable in this economy.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, Bullwinkle remembered his resolution of "no more frat parties" just a little too late...
ReplyDeleteI already told you. I'm allergic to peaches!
ReplyDeleteMama always said SELF TANNERS DON'T WORK!
ReplyDeleteAnswer to the often asked question, "Why did God make moose brown?"
ReplyDeleteI though the scripture said the lion will lay down with the lamb, not the moose will sleep with tiger!"
ReplyDeleteSo, Darwin . . . 'splain this!
ReplyDeleteTranspancy it isn’t, humiliating it is, Obama’s policies are getting out of hand. I told him bull-mooses aren’t suppose to be yellow-orangie, stripped like a zebra running through town.
ReplyDeleteThe new D.O.T. (department of transportation) mascot. It makes you slow down and take notice...Annie aka http://twitter.com/HigherFrequency
ReplyDeleteThe new Wallstreet mascot (warning:proceed with caution). Annie aka http://twitter.com/HigherFrequency
ReplyDeletePosted outside a new Punk Rock hairsalon.. "There's nothing a little Mouse and Dye can't do for you." Annie aka http://twitter.com/HigherFrequency
ReplyDelete"Oh, Rocky, you didn't...."
ReplyDeleteConflicted personality! Can't believe I paid $300.00 an hour for that jerk to tell me what I already knew.
ReplyDeleteWow...What Amazing camouflage...I could hardly tell it was a tiger!!
ReplyDeleteJust another San Franciscan out for a stroll.
ReplyDeleteI know the difference between a red and a yellow light!
ReplyDeleteCan Swine Flu change a moose's color?
ReplyDeleteThe Cincinnati Bengals need all the help they can get; I'm here for them.
ReplyDeleteI kinda liked Karens guess. :)
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ReplyDeleteIntroducing Naturemade Platex Glove Racks! These color coordinated handles are perfect for those unsightly kitchen gloves. And, if you're not in the kitchen just whistle and the gloves come to you! Some maintenance feeding required.
ReplyDeleteWho's my daddy???
ReplyDeleteI'd vote for Cecil Stokes on Self Tanners.
ReplyDeleteThere is no caption for this. The picture says it all. (And then some.)
ReplyDeleteBut...in case the pic isn't clear, I'd pick Karen Barnett's.
I liked Oh Rocky you didn't...
ReplyDeleteThat gets my vote
"I swear mom, I fell asleep while my friend was getting a tattoo.. when I woke up, STRIPES."
ReplyDelete"Please tell me this will wash off"
"What, you think it' a little "much" for the party?"
My mom swears I'm not adopted, but I'm the only one in the family with stripes!
ReplyDeleteWhat a day at the office! I had to do the jobs of three different people and wear so many hats, I can't even remember where I parked or who I am!
ReplyDeleteI will NEVER buy that self-tanning lotion again! I hope I don't run into any of my associates while running to the drugstore!
ReplyDeleteHoney, does this outfit make me look fat?
ReplyDeleteDidn't see but one vote for this but lots of saptions. BC, you did say we could vot for our own, right?
ReplyDeleteSo I vort for "So, Darwin . . . 'spain this!"
I liked Ann's caption:
ReplyDeletePosted outside a new Punk Rock hairsalon.. "There's nothing a little Mousse and Dye can't do for you."
Too late for the contest, but:
ReplyDelete"You are what you eat. I'm never mixing zebra cakes, moose tracks, and tang again."