Monday, May 01, 2006
Stunning News Flash!
After the Mount Hermon serial killer debaucle, a chilling exclusive photo has fallen into my hands. My source, for fear of retaliation in case the killer ever breaks from prison, will be known as Keep Throat.
Keep Throat snapped this photo at the very moment of Mildred Koppelheimer’s dramatic capture as she was cuffed on the grounds of Mount Hermon. Koppelheimer’s red-haired wig was knocked off during the fracas. All the better to see this con artist turned murderer for what she really is. (For a complete history of Mildred Koppelheimer, please visit this site.)
This photo will soon appear in newspapers across the country. I am fully expecting you BGs to provide an appropriate and clever caption.