Monday, May 01, 2006

Stunning News Flash!



After the Mount Hermon serial killer debaucle, a chilling exclusive photo has fallen into my hands. My source, for fear of retaliation in case the killer ever breaks from prison, will be known as Keep Throat.

Keep Throat snapped this photo at the very moment of Mildred Koppelheimer’s dramatic capture as she was cuffed on the grounds of Mount Hermon. Koppelheimer’s red-haired wig was knocked off during the fracas. All the better to see this con artist turned murderer for what she really is. (For a complete history of Mildred Koppelheimer, please visit
this site.)

This photo will soon appear in newspapers across the country. I am fully expecting you BGs to provide an appropriate and clever caption.

13 comments:

relevantgirl said...

Those red, diabolical eyes! Sends shivers down my back. Are you sure thisn't isn't a composite photo of your next book's villain?

Vennessa said...

Oh, scary!!!

Please, keep him up there in the US. Don't let him leave the country!

Ane Mulligan said...

Koppelheimer Leaves Trail of Floating Chick-Lit Body Parts!

Domino said...

Newspapers jump on the only available photo in an effort to boost sales. Front page headlines follow...

USA Today:
Mildred Unmasked!

NY Times:
Koppelheimer's Caper Keeper

Wall Street Journal:
Scary Stare Loses Red Hair

Houston Chronicle:
Killer Finished Wigging Out

Wayne Scott said...

I've always wondered what Randy would look like with Bitter Beer Face.

Kelly Klepfer said...

A Wicked Close Shave

Becky said...

This is not a Mildred-related comment.

About the recent blour de jour, I just wanted to observe that Web of Lies numbers on Amazon took a dive at the same time the numbers at Technorati did. Hope this is the start of something big!

Jason said...

"Chick-Lit Killer Sees Red over Pink"

Chris said...

Killer proclaims "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you kids and your meddlesome blog."

Dineen A. Miller said...

ROTFL!!!!!! This is even funnier here than it was at Mount Hermon. Gotta love those red eyes.

Headline, hmmmm...let's see...

"Seeing Red" brought to a whole new level thanks to maniacal serial killer.

This is the face of a writer who's seen one too many line edits...

Collins? Did you say Collins? She'll rue the day she ever crossed my path. (insert evil laughter here)

Bonnie Calhoun said...

Wow! it's a good thing that picture wasn't on the hidden Faces series...it would have sent people running for the hills! LOL!

Mount Hermon looks like a real hoot! I must try to get there one year!

Wayne Scott said...

Poster for Randy's failed "EYE of the Tiger Marketing" idea.

Gina said...

"Rosemary's baby...all grown up?"