Friday, October 09, 2009

It's Photo Friday!


Okay, you know what to do. Write the most creative caption for the crazy photo--win a book (your choice of one of my novels). Come back some time over the weekend and vote on your favorite caption. I'll remind you all to vote on Monday. Winner will be announced Tuesday.


This month's photo is from wife, mother, and aspiring novelist Shirley McClay. Shirley, since your picture was chosen you, too, win a book. Please contact me with your choice: brandilyn (at) brandilyncollins (dot) com.

Do you have a photo unusual and crazy enough for Photo Friday? Please email it to me (as an attachment to the email) for consideration.

All right, caption writers--just what is going on in this picture?

35 comments:

Karen said...

Make that two egg rolls and a wonton!

PatriciaW said...

Help! I'm being suctioned by a giant sunflower.

eliza-ann said...

But, mommy you said Australia is Down Under!

Anastasia Cassella-Young said...

Agggh, aggghhh, mommy help me. It's sucking me in!!!!

Winter said...

Next stop, Whoville!

Wayne Scott said...

This week on "When Playground Equipment Attacks."

Shelley said...

Help! It's got me!

Jen said...

What do you mean I can't get breakfast after 10:30am??????

AnitaS said...

Can you hear me now? Does your child exhibit selective hearing when it's time to leave the park? Then try the Attention Grabber! This little tool will suck your child's ear right up to it so there's no way he can ignore the sound of your voice telling him it's time to go. Stay tuned for the portable conveyor belt making it easier to then drag your kicking & screaming child from the park!

Diana said...

You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
Diana

Anonymous said...

"HEEEELP!!" gasped Mark Bippity-Boo-Who as he held on with all of his might.
"The grinch is taking everything including me!" were the words all of Whoville heard on that chilly Who-Fall night.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said..." is Amy Towns on your FB...couldn't figure out how to sign in.

Mark said...

The last thing he expected after hitting the light with the stick was for the light to kiss him.

Robin Bayne said...

But I'm too young for a facelift!

didget01 said...

Can we,please, go back to wet naps?
This playground vacuum is a man eater.

Cindy Q said...

Kid won't shower? Suck the dirt off with the take-anywhere shower snake!

Jess said...

help help me mommy! i'll do whatever you want if you just get this thing off me!

AmyTowns said...

"HEEEELP!!" gasped Mark Bippity-Boo-Who as he held on with all of his might.
"The grinch is taking everything including me!" were the words all of Whoville heard on that chilly Who-Fall night.

Sheila Deeth said...

I just stuck my stick in the ground and this great big monster jumped up and ate me.

Sarah said...

Boy: Somebody, help! The Thing's got me!

The Yellow Thing: That's what you get for whacking me with that stick, kid. It's time all children know I'm not defenseless!

Curious said...

Mommy, I think there's a submarine under the playground! This periscope came up out of nowhere!

Linda W said...

Warning! Step away from the megaphone!

mom said...

I was only TEASING .. I'll drop the stick ! I'll drop the stick!!

Hannah said...

If you would like playground assistance, tap once. If you would like to request adult supervision, tap twice. If you would like to be sucked into another dimension, please hold.

Steve said...

Mom The Kirby man is here!

Holly H. said...

"Gimme a kiss."

Roger E. Bruner said...

"Feed me, Seymour, feed me."

Kim Vogel Sawyer said...

I VOTE FOR AnitaS's comment--priceless! (And what I think is really happening here, is the child on the other tube...who we cannot see and who is supposed to WHISPER into the tube...must have yelled, hence startling the little listener. I'm pretty sure this is one half of a "communication tube" on a playground. *grin*)

Laina said...
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Laina said...

But, Mom. It's my singing debut.

Peg said...

I'm probably waaay late on this and my comment may not even be read, but here goes:

DADDY . . . I thought you said the War of the Worlds was FICTION

HHeellllpppppppp

Sara - artst4christ said...

OK OK you can have the stick . . . look I'm putting it down.

Ralene said...

Roger E Bruner's comment made me laugh!

Jenny said...

AnitaS gets my vote.

Anonymous said...

I vote for Wayne Scott's caption.

~Marieve