Okay, you know what to do. Write the most creative caption for the crazy photo--win a book (your choice of one of my novels). Come back some time over the weekend and vote on your favorite caption. I'll remind you all to vote on Monday. Winner will be announced Tuesday.
This month's photo is from wife, mother, and aspiring novelist Shirley McClay. Shirley, since your picture was chosen you, too, win a book. Please contact me with your choice: brandilyn (at) brandilyncollins (dot) com.
Do you have a photo unusual and crazy enough for Photo Friday? Please email it to me (as an attachment to the email) for consideration.
All right, caption writers--just what is going on in this picture?
35 comments:
Make that two egg rolls and a wonton!
Help! I'm being suctioned by a giant sunflower.
But, mommy you said Australia is Down Under!
Agggh, aggghhh, mommy help me. It's sucking me in!!!!
Next stop, Whoville!
This week on "When Playground Equipment Attacks."
Help! It's got me!
What do you mean I can't get breakfast after 10:30am??????
Can you hear me now? Does your child exhibit selective hearing when it's time to leave the park? Then try the Attention Grabber! This little tool will suck your child's ear right up to it so there's no way he can ignore the sound of your voice telling him it's time to go. Stay tuned for the portable conveyor belt making it easier to then drag your kicking & screaming child from the park!
You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
Diana
"HEEEELP!!" gasped Mark Bippity-Boo-Who as he held on with all of his might.
"The grinch is taking everything including me!" were the words all of Whoville heard on that chilly Who-Fall night.
"Anonymous said..." is Amy Towns on your FB...couldn't figure out how to sign in.
The last thing he expected after hitting the light with the stick was for the light to kiss him.
But I'm too young for a facelift!
Can we,please, go back to wet naps?
This playground vacuum is a man eater.
Kid won't shower? Suck the dirt off with the take-anywhere shower snake!
help help me mommy! i'll do whatever you want if you just get this thing off me!
"HEEEELP!!" gasped Mark Bippity-Boo-Who as he held on with all of his might.
"The grinch is taking everything including me!" were the words all of Whoville heard on that chilly Who-Fall night.
I just stuck my stick in the ground and this great big monster jumped up and ate me.
Boy: Somebody, help! The Thing's got me!
The Yellow Thing: That's what you get for whacking me with that stick, kid. It's time all children know I'm not defenseless!
Mommy, I think there's a submarine under the playground! This periscope came up out of nowhere!
Warning! Step away from the megaphone!
I was only TEASING .. I'll drop the stick ! I'll drop the stick!!
If you would like playground assistance, tap once. If you would like to request adult supervision, tap twice. If you would like to be sucked into another dimension, please hold.
Mom The Kirby man is here!
"Gimme a kiss."
"Feed me, Seymour, feed me."
I VOTE FOR AnitaS's comment--priceless! (And what I think is really happening here, is the child on the other tube...who we cannot see and who is supposed to WHISPER into the tube...must have yelled, hence startling the little listener. I'm pretty sure this is one half of a "communication tube" on a playground. *grin*)
But, Mom. It's my singing debut.
I'm probably waaay late on this and my comment may not even be read, but here goes:
DADDY . . . I thought you said the War of the Worlds was FICTION
HHeellllpppppppp
OK OK you can have the stick . . . look I'm putting it down.
Roger E Bruner's comment made me laugh!
AnitaS gets my vote.
I vote for Wayne Scott's caption.
~Marieve
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